Showing posts with label English footballers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English footballers. Show all posts

Monday, 14 June 2010

Lack of Vision Means Same Old England

The England team have departed for South Africa. All the talk of who will make the 23 is over and the serious business of trying to win a World Cup begins. RTG watched the thrilling spectacle of a bunch of wealthy young sportsmen boarding a Virgin Atlantic 747 , live on Sky Sports News, and naturally, we felt a certain degree of excitement that only the World Cup can generate. But underlying the anticipation was a slight sense of regret that England have not really moved on from the huge disappointment that was Germany 2006, just like we hadn’t really moved on from Japan or France before that. Where are we as an international football nation and what have we learned?

In 2006, the team, dubbed the ‘Golden Generation’, departed these shores amidst enormous national expectation. Ultimately, the term ‘Golden Generation’ referred more to the opulence that the players and their publicity seeking WAGS lavished around the town of Baden Baden than it did the quality of their football. It was USA Today, a paper that measures its football coverage in millimetres rather than inches that stood alone in predicting that the ‘overrated’ England team would go out with a whimper. And, famously, as we know, they did.

You can’t really blame a nation like England for having unrealistic expectations of the national side. After all, supporters hear constantly about how our league is the best and richest in the world. The Premier League and Sky are forever slapping themselves on the back in congratulation at what a fine job they are doing and never stop telling us so. Surely, with the kind of sums of money we hear banded around and the celebrity status that some of our players seem to acquire in the eyes of the media, we should be winning more trophies shouldn’t we?

This time, as the team left to do battle in South Africa, there was undoubtedly a more distinct sense of realism about this squad and their chances? There are the inevitable last minute injuries to key players that inevitably reduce the chances of success. That always happens and this year is no exception. But, RTG wonders if maybe the football watching public are feeling, like us, that this is just a case of here-we-go-again.

The first choice team for South Africa bears a striking resemblance to the one that failed last time. They are obviously older and, perhaps to our benefit, more experienced. But it is worrying in the extreme that we don’t seem to have produced any players in the interim to challenge those that turned out in 2006 for places. Even the ‘Wonderkid’ of last time, Theo Walcott, didn’t even make the cut. Yes folks. This is just the ‘Golden Generation’, four years on, minus a few faces – left out mainly due to injury. Capello has been forced to stick with what he knows because there simply doesn’t seem to be anything better out there.

You may not even know it, because the coverage was so sparse, but the England Under 17s recently won their version of the European Championship. The Under 21s got to the last final of theirs. So there are good young players out there, there just aren’t enough of them pushing on to greatness once they make it to the ‘big time’.

When England went lamely out of the competition in 2006, at that point we needed planning, vision and proper footballing objectives from the governing body of our national sport. We needed the kind of strong leadership that could take this recurring problem by the scruff of the neck and deliver us an England team full of players capable of winning a tournament and giving the long-suffering, overpaying English supporter something to be proud of? Four years later and one failure to qualify for Euro 2008, where are we? The FA promise to focus on all the right objectives – that are supposed to be in the interests of football - but have continued to deliver all the wrong ones. Even England’s state-of-the-art new home, the New Wembley Stadium, was built with revenue raising as its main objective, while failing to deliver a playing surface worthy of Sunday League let alone potential world beaters.

The Premier League is increasingly the playground bully in English football. No one at the FA seems willing to stand up to them in the name of football development and, when they do, they seem to disappear without trace. Development of players is very much a random process left to the will of the clubs. If they make it, they make it. If they don’t – well who cares? This situation has allowed promising young English players to be swallowed up by big spending Premier League clubs only to spend many of their formative years languishing on the bench. Meanwhile, the experienced English talent that does feature regularly in the first team seem to arrive at the end of the season either injured or too tired to compete meaningfully in a four week tournament. The so-called ‘richest league in the world’ does not seem to be able to generate enough wealth or expertise to produce talent at grass roots level, merely to pamper and pay fortunes to its overrated stars.

There are some positives. St. George’s Park, once the national football academy at Burton is due for completion in 2012. Exactly what its role is, and what purpose it has, RTG is not sure. We wait to see. We do have a new manager and one that most supporters will feel was the right appointment, even if it took the FA, yet again, to throw huge sums of money at him to come over.

RTG desperately hopes that the Capello factor, and a little bit of luck, spur England on to victory. Of course we do. But there’s a distinct sense that our governing body’s refusal to change and their inability to set, and follow, proper football objectives, rather than corporate ones, means we are once again entering a major tournament having learned nothing from our failings at the last one and having squandered the huge resources that the game generates in this country.

As stated earlier, RTG believes we have the right manager. If it goes wrong again, surely it is time for supporters to start asking more questions of the powers that keep making the same mistakes over and over again with seemingly precious little will or ability to do anything about it.



The Keeper

He’s complaining about the ball already!

The Keeper apologises for his tardy appearance this week and can only blame the mountain of special and not so special world cup pull outs that has blocked his path to his desk. Amidst the mass of information of absolute no need to know facts and figures, very few media pundits were making predictions and of those that were, none were backing England to win. No bad thing since the jingoism of previous world cups has raised expectations that have only served to act as an additional squirt of lemon to the eye in the run of disappointing results. The Keeper notes that the last time the press was so pessimistic, in 1990, we did rather well!

Well the Keeper is going to make a prediction. Yes, the Keeper believes that come July, the words “arise Sir David Beckham” will be proclaimed. The Keeper predicts that under the astute tutelage and inspirational presence of himself, the Queen will respond to the will of the People (and the Sun, News of the World, Mirror, Daily Star, Hello magazine etc) to knight our favourite footballer for his outstanding contribution in getting England to the quarter finals, only to go out on penalties. Needless to say, Beckham’s Ingerlund was (sic) undone by cheating foreign bastards playing for Manchester United. The Queen will overlook the inauspicious start to Sir David’s coaching career, as his well publicised advice to “hit the space” to Theo Walcott prior to the final squad trials, was taken by Theo to be an invitation to go onto the deserted private beaches of recession hit five star resorts this summer.

Talking of Theo, the Keeper was truly taken by the humility shown in his acceptance of Don Fabio’s decision to leave him out of the final squad, along with his “will try harder” guarantees for the future. His PR company really did a bang up job issuing their client’s statement within minutes of the news. Well, he was too busy on a golf course with his dad to do it himself. Let’s hope though that Theo, before he hits the beaches, remembers his environmental duties in switching off some or all of his ten plasma TV screens that fill his mansion acquired on becoming a multi-millionaire before even kicking a ball for Arsenal. And no, professional solidarity means the Keeper totally refutes suggestions of too much too young in his career.

Having not much, too young, didn’t affect the greatest ever footballer too badly however - as the picture showing England fans’ most loved foreign footballer proves. Maradona has promised (threatened more like) to run naked through the centre of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the world cup. Expect a run on magnifying glasses in the capital if they do. Although given his managerial record – in a word, awful – the most naturally gifted squad at the tournament will not make this happen.

The Keeper truly hopes England and their fans have a great world cup! We’re going to need a lot of luck, but with, for the first time ever, temperatures more suited to English players, you never know!

Thursday, 17 January 2008

Toon Supporters Luv It! But why?

It seems the only person in Tyneside who is not jumping for joy at the appointment of Kevin Keegan as the Newcastle manager is Michael Owen. Or at least, if his autobiography is to be believed, he claims that some of Keegan’s management decisions when in charge of England at Euro 2000 left him “scarred”. The rest of Newcastle appears jubilant at Keegan’s return.

We humble folk at RTG are merely supporters and can’t really comment with much authority on what it is like to run a football club. But Keegan’s appointment surely defies belief. OK, backed by Sir John Hall’s cheque book, he resided over a Newcastle team that were highly entertaining to watch. He took them from Second Division strugglers to Premier League contenders at a time when, to miss out on a place in the newly formed and lucrative, Premier League, would have been costly indeed. Conversely, however, he never actually managed to win anything, and showed how coping with pressure was not his strong point when it all came to a head in his famous “I’d luv it” interview on Sky TV.

His England team at Euro 2000 were possibly one of the worst RTG has ever witnessed. Despite a popular 1-0 win over Germany in Charleroi, brought about largely as a result of a very poor German effort and some dogged Keown defending, England were clueless losing 3-2 to Romania when they went out of the tournament at the group stage. The signs were there prior to Euro 2000 in the play-offs against Scotland, when a Scots team ranked way below England passed them off the park to win 1-0 in the last Wembley meeting of the two old enemies. Add to that the fact that Keegan has walked out of three jobs - Newcastle, England and Manchester City - for seemingly no more than struggling to cope with the pressure, and you wonder exactly what The Toon are playing at.

But football is an emotional business. The most optimistic person in the world can be the most pessimistic football supporter. The most logical person on the planet can make the most ludicrous decisions where football is concerned. The greatest businessman can become a complete idiot in a football club boardroom. As stated in our previous post, surely the job of a football Chairman today should be to try as best as possible to marry the very uneasy bedfellows of business and football. Purists might say that RTG should applaud Mike Ashley for being an owner that has listened to supporters and given them exactly what they want. After all, isn’t that what this blog is partly trying to achieve?

Maybe, but making decisions purely on emotion has cost so many in the past that surely Ashley should have taken some time to remove his Magpie shirt for a few seconds and learn from past mistakes. Keegan himself was effectively appointed England manager in 1999 by an over-emotive tabloid press claiming he was ‘the peoples’ choice’. Why did we end up with Steve McClaren? Because ‘Little England’, led also by the tabloid press demanded that the only person fit enough to manage the England team was an Englishman. The simple fact that there was not an Englishman available who was capable of doing the job was rendered irrelevant. Ossie Ardiles and Glen Hoddle both failed at Spurs and there were once calls for Alex Ferguson’s head at Manchester United. Leeds fans, not only didn’t want Dennis Wise as manager, simply because of the Chelsea connection, but many still want to see him out even after the miracles he’s performed with them this season. We could go on and on.

The icing on the cake for Toon supporters now would be for Keegan to come out and announce Alan Shearer as his number two. All Magpies fans feel this is now the final part of the jigsaw. Yet, past history, and some comments made in recent interviews, seem to suggest that neither particularly likes the other nor has any desire to work with them. But the blind faith of the football supporter simply assumes that the two get on famously, would make a superb management team and desperately want to join up for the good of all that is black and white striped.

The over-exposure and virtual blanket coverage of football, these days, simply makes this situation worse rather than better. Football is a big business now and it is unlikely that we’ll ever turn the clock back in that respect. It may sound a little cold and calculating of RTG but these decisions are too important in today’s game to be made on purely emotional grounds. The stakes are far too high. Having said that, at least Newcastle should be more fun to watch now than they were under Big Sam. And that can only be good for the game.

Reclaim the Game - The Week's Events

  • Congratulations to Havant and Waterloo who have given countless pundits the chance to use the old favourite, "the magic of the FA Cup" by making it through to a lucrative glamour tie at Anfield in the fourth round. As the likelihood of any shock results seemed to be disappearing from view and TV presenters were having to think of other ways of bigging up the old trophy, good old Havant came to the rescue.
  • RTG does not agree with everything that comes from the 'blue sky' think box of Michel Platini but he does seem to be the first head of any football governing body to actually want to address issues in the game. The jury is out here on his latest proposal. UEFA have agreed to trial the use of two more assistant referees positioned behind the line at the point where the 18 yard box joins it. This is to help with goaline decisions as well as other penalty box problems. RTG is of the feeling this is slightly overkill for what is a rare occurrence in most games but hey....if you don't try things, you never find out.
  • Could Fabio Capello be the shortest serving England manager ever? The FA assure us they were well aware of forthcoming investigations into Capello's tax affairs and that they are not worried (now that makes us worried). However, sources claim that Capello could be another high-profile victim of Romano Prodi's clean-up intiative and could soon be breaking rocks with fellow countrymen Alberto Tomba and Sofia Loren. Oh well. At least Sam Allardyce is free to take the reins should that happen.....oh dear!

Monday, 17 September 2007

FEC All Future for Michael Johnson.

Following his truly remarkable performances for Manchester City, Michael Johnson, has been hotly tipped by his new manager, Sven Goran Eriksson, as an FEC (future England captain). Always encouraging to unearth new promising talent for England, which presumably will mean the following career path:

  1. a big money move to Chelsea where he will languish in the reserves until being transferred to West Ham or Newcastle in 2-3 years - where he will become an instant millionaire with his signing on fee;

  2. his WAG will be pictured shopping in the Arnedale Centre wearing big sunglasses in the middle of winter and will follow it up by participation in a reality TV show (she won't win after a racist incident);

  3. excessive media attention will turn a once promising footballer, into a believer of his own hype and importance - he will then miss a penalty in a shoot out with Croatia in the quarter finals of the Euro championship;

  4. he will bring out an autobiography entitled “My Story” (of which, of course, at the tender age of 22, there basically isn’t one - well not one worth bothering to read at any rate);

  5. a metatarsal injury, naturally.

Hopefully not true but, in all seriousness, how can we continue to try and talk objectively about improving the England side when the club v country v personal issues continue to be as prevalent as ever? Nobody can blame any person for wanting to earn big money to secure their financial future (or even a few plasma TV screens and a Bentley). Be realistic, we all would if we could. Being the richest league in the world does not guarantee the success of an England team. In fact, its very success in attracting financial resources is actually also its biggest weakness. We've said it in previous posts but while the FA continues to be more concerned with money than developing a strategy for the game, whatever talent Michael Johnson (or any other promising English player) possesses will still probably come to nothing. Ref: Scott Parker, Steve Sidwell, Sean Wright-Phillips, Wayne Bridge..........


Reclaim the Game - Weekend Events


  • As if spilling the beans about your husband's penchant for wearing your underwear is not enough, Posh Spice also revealed that "used-to-be-a-good-footballer Spice" liked to prance around the kitchen declaring "I'm a Gay icon...I'm a Gay icon!". This careful cultivation of the pink pound has been somewhat undermined by Graeme Le Saux's autobiography which claimed that David Beckham had called him a "f***in' poof." Cue Beckham's agents quickly stepping in to deny the incident, citing Le Saux's need to hype up publicity for his new tome. Take's one to know one, we say.

  • Brings tears to the eyes just imagining Beckham squeezing his gonads into a size zero thong!

  • England 6 - Argentina 1. Who says England can't produce inspired performances in tournaments? So well done to the women for comprehensively showing up your underperforming, far out-earning brothers! Just win the bloody penalties for God's sake.

  • Years ago the league tables were not even produced until a minimum of three games (at the very least) had been played. This season, after just two games, Manchester United were already out of the title race, Manchester City were reborn under Sven and Liverpool were likely champions. This weekend Arsenal are tipped for the top (despite having been universally written off) and Chelsea are has-beens. We've always believed the true story of any season starts at a minimum of 10 games or so. Sadly after five to six games of this season, the top four/five already appears to have a familiar ring.

Hats Off, Take a Bow (or not)

Player of the Week - Cesc Fabregas. Not just for his performance against Spurs but for leading Arsenal's charge to the top of the Premiership.

Villain of the week - Jose Mourinho. Referee/referee's assistant made a mistake. Asking for an apology is not going to get you two more points. Everybody makes mistakes (after all you stayed at Chelsea when you could have left with your head held high!).

Hero of the Week - Emile Heskey. Brought better balance and shape to an England team but, more importantly answered many of his critics (well at least for now). Anyway, now we know he's back in the frame as an England choice because he's broken his foot and can't play.

Cliche of the week - 'I don't know why everybody wrote them off so soon' (various).

Shock of the Week - Scotland. Great result but why are they once again setting themselves up for a big fall.